An Abnormal Mix



nobody sees you cry when you weld


(Source: alexanderwilliam)

Via Helvetin ☭ Kommari


no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

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Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

(Source: engineeringnow)

I can’t watch TV longer than 5 minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

– Bill Hicks (via billhicks)

(Source: jeder-ist-allein)

Via I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now.


fuckin’ damn straight

(Source: exclusivelylouisck)

Via Socialistexan




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Via Socialistexan




Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.

Yeah but have you seen this 


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